Tumblr (3.0; @sexytimeforguys)http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/401714641http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/401714641Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:03:25 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw3160gzaB1qzves3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/328653597/titanic-ftw-insert-sponge-bobs-evil-laugh-here">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Titanic FTW! <insert Sponge Bob’s evil laugh here></p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/328846114http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/328846114Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:20:46 -0500<p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/294635517/to-a-stranger-not-yet-here">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hi there. You don’t know me and I don’t know you; hence, the term, “stranger,” if you’re wondering why (and I am sure you are). Anyway, let me start again. I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but what I know is in a few weeks (or days maybe) you’ll be breaking my heart. Seriously.</p> <p>I am writing this open letter because I dreamed of you this morning and that day (in the future) when you’ll have me crying and dying. I need to prepare myself for it, and this is one of the ways by which I am preparing myself. I am aware of what can (and I might as well say ‘will’) happen soon and I feel like you need to hear this out before it happens.</p> <p><b>I know you will never know why you will make me cry, nor will you know about it.</b> So, here’s where I will tell you what I would really want to tell you but would never have the chance to do so.<br/><br/>I hate you. That’s right, I hate you. I hate you for reasons you will understand if you’re in my place but you’ll never be in my shoes. I don’t think you’ll fit, but aside from that, you’re in your own place. The very place I have longed to be in for so long now. A place I would really do well in, probably better than you because of circumstances I cannot disclose here, but I would never have the guts to claim that place. Circumstances don’t allow me to. <br/><br/>I hate you already and I don’t understand why I waste my time always looking at your posts, looking for traces or evidences of my possible demise. I wanna know how soon it would come. How hard it would hit me.<br/><br/><b>I would like to tell you of the darkness lying ahead of you, the innocence from which would lead you to killing me unknowingly.</b> If I forewarn you, <b>it</b><b> would be a loss at my side because I would reveal something that I promised not to, while you would be saved from the possible feeling of stupidity that awaits you.</b><b> Not telling you would lead to my aforementioned demise, and to your looming paradise. See, either way I would be at the losing end, and you would inevitably win. </b>Now, do you understand why I hate you?<br/><br/>I hate you because no one knows that I hate you and I can’t find the courage to tell anyone, except you. You need to know. Between us, I would really want to beg you to not accept the key to paradise, the same key that would open hell for me. But I can’t. We don’t know each other, remember? All I can do is wait and prepare myself. Maybe, if I prepare enough, you would not make me cry at all. Your arrival may just be like the arrival of the many others before you, almost like you, but not quite. They did not make me cry, but you will. Because you are different. You are absolution. I do not believe that you are, but to many other people, you appear to be. <br/><br/>I hate you because I feel like I am already losing this battle which has not even started yet. I feel hopeless and helpless and I know I can fight but even if I do, I would lose. If I fight, I lose more along the way. I lose the very reason why I hate you.<br/><br/>Like in Sleeping beauty, I would like to give you my curse of death by pricking your finger on a spinning wheel. But like in the story, I would lessen that and just wish for you to sleep forever. Or maybe, just to lose your  way so you won’t ever arrive here. Or maybe that you meet so many obstacles, more than those that the Monk, Monkey, Pig and Sandy in Journey to the West have met. I hope you never come, Stranger. I really look forward to waking up every day, knowing that you are not coming any nearer to this place.<br/><br/>Stranger, I know you find this letter offensive and rude, but if you were in my place and I was in yours, you would have told me the exact things. Good bye.<br/><br/>Sincerely, <br/><b>Chris</b></p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=173332768886">KarenM</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/295320608http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/295320608Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:47:39 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/">chrisfourteen</a>)</p>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/286227058http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/286227058Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:06:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhqu46ojH1qzves3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/278986260/alpha-phi-omega-fraternity-oblation-run-rizal">chrisfourteen</a></p>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/279147754http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/279147754Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:42:37 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_276172390" src="http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/276172390/audio_player_iframe/sexytimeforguys/tumblr_kudyhrENq81qzves3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsexytimeforguys%2F276172390%2Ftumblr_kudyhrENq81qzves3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/276144566/summer-breeze-well-it-makes-me-feel-fine-blowing">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Summer breeze, well it makes me feel fine blowing through the jasmine in my mind.</i></p> <p>Summer Breeze, Jason Mraz.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/276172390http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/276172390Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:02:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudr36bGLl1qzves3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/275951426/via-photographyserved">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.photographyserved.com/Gallery/Dead_Calm/312779">PhotographyServed</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/276000658http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/276000658Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:28:23 -0500<p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/273192190/i-can-feel-your-heart-beat-through-your-shirt">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>This is all I wanted all I want. <b>It’s obvious.</b></i></p> <p>Just Say Yes, Snow Patrol.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/273341620http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/273341620Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:37:57 -0500<p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/273336051/why-is-love-intensified-by-absence">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Claire Abshire, The Time Traveler’s Wife.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/273341061http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/273341061Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:37:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku8i8exJQU1qzves3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/271734095/got-this-from-fb-gah-planner-i-so-need-you">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Got this from FB.</p> <p>Gah, planner. I so need you.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/271814448http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/271814448Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:54:38 -0500<p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/267736201/i-shall-use-this-piece-for-tomorrows-speech-class">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today’s paper says that you are wed. <br/>At night, alone, I marry the bed. <br/>The boys and girls are one tonight. <br/>They unbutton blouses. They unzip flies. <br/>They take off shoes. They turn off the light. <br/>The glimmering creatures are full of lies. <br/>They are eating each other. They are overfed. <br/>At night, alone, I marry the bed.</p> <p>The Ballad Of The Lonely Masturbator, Anne Sexton.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/267737808http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/267737808Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:58:46 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_254367008" src="http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/254367008/audio_player_iframe/sexytimeforguys/tumblr_ktkd1cbYNg1qzves3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsexytimeforguys%2F254367008%2Ftumblr_ktkd1cbYNg1qzves3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/254341112/rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah-roma-roma-mamaa">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance.</i></p> <p>Bad Romance (RedOne Remix), Lady Gaga.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/254367008http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/254367008Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:25:51 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pge939Mt1yI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chrisfourteen.tumblr.com/post/249679193/got-this-from-plurk-thirst-trailer">chrisfourteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Got this from Plurk.</p> <p><b>Thirst</b> trailer.</p> </blockquote>http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/249681176http://sexytimeforguys.tumblr.com/post/249681176Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:46:35 -0500